I dug through the forum TOS we had before, and fixed some pretty nasty flaws and reworded it to try and be at least a little more 'friendly'.
ClickyMajor changes:
Reworded and elaborated on pornographic material.
The 'no racism' rule has been expanded to include nationalities and beliefs. There were a lot of previous occasions where serious insults have gotten off with a lot less than they should of because 'X group aren't technically a race'. (In particular, these incidents regarded the Jewish and Canadians.)
Replaced numbers with hyphens, because hypens look cooler and numbers make it feel like you're in preschool or something. More of a personal taste thing, but eh.
Noted that any forms of advertising count as spam.
Added a strict no-shock-sites rule.
Harassment now covers attacking someone over an instant messenger over something regarding the boards.
Added a long-missing rule regarding abuse of administrative/moderator powers.
As it says, these rules aren't in effect YET, as I feel they need to have the community (or lack thereof) take a look over it for me.
PS. Riku, I don't care if you think they're gay, as you are likely to say. I'm not going to change them just to suit your flamey needs.